Things I Really Really Dislike:

Comic sans.
The Anglican Covenant.
Idiots.
Wedge heels.
Skinny jeans in pastel colors.
Fake tans.
Duckface.
People who preface blatantly offensive comments/opinions with "no offense, but..." and then act surprised when people are, in fact, offended.
The texture of bananas.
The flavour of cucumbers.
People who list "proficient in Microsoft Office" as a skill on their resumes.
Every single thing that Stephenie Meyer has ever written, said, or thought.
Hot weather.
Moist air.
People who insist that the language of Rite 1 is somehow superior because it's esoteric.
Doggerel.
Weak coffee.
Homophobia.
Racism.
Sexism.
Group projects.
People who don't like Shakespeare and seem fairly proud of it.
People who pretend that they enjoyed Moby Dick.
People who don't think Moby Dick is a hilarious book title.
People who hand me poems and ask me to "explain what it means."
Phone calls.