Mitt Romney: "Hrm...I have a problem. I have horrible policy ideas and
I'm not at all relatable, but I'm not actually a bad guy. This is gonna
hurt me with the base! They expect an evil, soulless, unscrupulous jerk
like Newt Gingrich or Michelle Bachmann! What should I do?!"
Paul
Ryan: "Oh, hey there, Mitt! I was just viciously slashing aid to the
poor and so disproportionately affecting the downtrodden in my budget
proposals that the Roman Catholic Church has spoken out against me and my
callous disregard for the very people Jesus told me to help! What are
you up to?"
Mitt Romney (stroking his chin thoughtfully): "Not much, Paul...not much..."
http://www.boston.com/politicalintelligence/2012/08/11/mitt-romney-chooses-paul-ryan-running-mate/SYa5KjwAikhF92jR2MMmeI/story.html
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